i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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