My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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