And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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