guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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