okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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