so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's rum buckets o'clock
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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