it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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