That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Alive.
So much puke
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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