i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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