Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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