Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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