just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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