They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
