Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
