But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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