So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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