Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
What a dumb baby whore.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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