summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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