The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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