Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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