Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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