There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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