you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she peed on how many people?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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