Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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