He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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