I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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