I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
