Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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