Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
did you just send me my own nude
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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