I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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