Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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