Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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