"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Are we still banned from the library?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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