She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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