i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my sisters under your porch take her home
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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