Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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