the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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