He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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