ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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