He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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