Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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