Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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