is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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