He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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