Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
