the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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