You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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