If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The struggles of a small town man whore
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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