You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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