we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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