So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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